April 2012
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
me: hi
my family: omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!! lolololool
me: bye